The Zen of Hypnotoad

• Do not talk about the hypnotoad.
• DO NOT talk about the hypnotoad.
• DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE HYPNOTOAD, MOTHERFUCKER.
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• DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE ^@*&#? HYPNO-^&#$-TOAD, MOTHER-@&#%@*#^&@#%&#$.

• Drink all the ["booze", "soda", "coffee"].
• Hack all the things.
• Kill all the humans.

• 6 * 9 = 42
• No shirts, no shoes.
• Always carry coloured floppies in your pockets.
• Hack the Gibson.
• Mess with the best, die like the rest.

• vim / emacs / subl >>> *
• People who use ["Java", "any BASIC", "batch"] are to be shot on sight.
• Perl hackers deserve the above a thousand times over, and worse.
• Never visit ["4chan", "reddit", "9gag"].
• Tabs are for code indentation, spaces are for output indentation.

• Zens are a waste of time.
• Lists are a waste of time.
• Irony and hypocrites are a waste of time.
• People who criticise others are a waste of time.
• Lists of things claiming they are a waste of time, are a waste of time.

• Hacky is better than everything.
• Errors should always be exploited.
• In the face of ambiguity, always guess (preferably bruteforce).
• There should be one obvious way, followed by a tonne of obscure ways of doing something.
• Undocumented software wants to be hacked.
• Anything is better than time-based.
• But time-based is better than *nothing* at all.
• Buffer overflows are a honking good idea -- we should do more of those!